1.31.2006
Oscar Nominees
They have been released. I would like to express my outrage that Star Wars was not nominated for visual effects. That is the academy snubbing Lucas yet again. I mean War of the Worlds? Half of that movie took place in a basement!
It did get nominated for makeup, which it should win just for Tion Medon.
Here is the full list.
THIS JUST IN: In an unprecedented move, a puppet from a movie released 7 years ago has been nominated for best supporting actress. I of course speak of Yaddle, the wisest member of the Jedi Council in Episode I. Everyone, keep your fingers crossed!
It did get nominated for makeup, which it should win just for Tion Medon.
Here is the full list.
THIS JUST IN: In an unprecedented move, a puppet from a movie released 7 years ago has been nominated for best supporting actress. I of course speak of Yaddle, the wisest member of the Jedi Council in Episode I. Everyone, keep your fingers crossed!
1.12.2006
Socially Awkward Situations During Which It Would be Acceptable to Mess with Texas
BY BENJAMIN SUMLIN
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Texas shows up to the party already drunk with the girlfriend nobody likes.
Texas partied too late, asks to copy homework.
Texas asks if it would be "cool to hook up with your ex."
Texas has a habit of spending more time than needed in the bathroom.
Texas bogarts the remote just before Lost.
Texas demonstrates little respect for "personal space."
Texas finds and eats the little snack cakes you've been hiding in the back of the pantry.
Texas needs you to cover rent "just until I get back on my feet, man, I swear."
Texas brings up an anecdote about his recent colonoscopy. .
Source.
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Texas shows up to the party already drunk with the girlfriend nobody likes.
Texas partied too late, asks to copy homework.
Texas asks if it would be "cool to hook up with your ex."
Texas has a habit of spending more time than needed in the bathroom.
Texas bogarts the remote just before Lost.
Texas demonstrates little respect for "personal space."
Texas finds and eats the little snack cakes you've been hiding in the back of the pantry.
Texas needs you to cover rent "just until I get back on my feet, man, I swear."
Texas brings up an anecdote about his recent colonoscopy. .
Source.
